Highlights from my Mother's Day phone call yesterday:
Me: How's everyone doing, Mom?
Mom: Your sister hasn't wished me a Happy Mother's day yet.
Me: Is she doing anything with you today?
Mom: No, she's spending Mother's Day with her mother-in-law.
Me: I'm sorry.
Mom: Don't feel sorry for me. She'll show her head when she needs to borrow money or have me babysit the kids.
Me: Then ignore her.
Mom: Kind of hard to do when she lives next door.
Then this exchange happened a couple of minutes later:
Mom: Your stepfather finally bought me a washer and dryer.
Me: That's nice.
Mom: It's not on until this evening, sweetie.
Me: What was that all about?
Mom: He wants to watch wrestling.