Tuesday, May 17, 2005

...But When They're Held For Charity They're The Balls That I Like Best

It's nice to see that when once-popular politicians see their approval ratings plummet and the beginnings of a scandal brewing they can take solace in the knowledge that they have "testicular virility."

So what Governor Blagojevich said, essentially, yesterday at a middle school on the near west side was that not only does he have balls, but that they produce copious amounts of semen that threaten to fertilize any and all ovum that make contact.

I think he also betrayed himself as a fan of pro wrestling.

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