I came across this story while perusing Choire's website. I can't say I'm surprised. After all, Kansas does allow its public schools to teach both the theories of evolution and creationism and is one of the most strict proponents of "abstinence education" or, as Dan Savage calls it, "sex with guilt."
I seem to remember meeting some Cuban Catholics in Miami when I was in the Navy who engaged in anal sex because they wanted to be "virgins" when they married. It took a few hours- and a couple pitchers of strawberry daquiris- but I finally convinced one of them that once she's literally given up her ass, her vagina holds no challenge for the man.
'Course it's a lie. But she was much better off for it.