I'm in the middle of two straight weeks at work with no sign of sufacing until next Friday, the carpets need a serious vacuuming, Chicagoist is reaping the whirlwind for satirizing the Amish, I banged up my knee but good, and Emmy pounced on the mail carrier last night- and stepped back once she recognized who it was. This on the heels of recent pit bull attacks in the area and the increased calls for a ban on pit bulls.
How was your week?
I can take solace in the knowledge that Rod Stewart is giving us some sage advice on snorting cocaine. Who knew that dealers were cutting the purity with detergents, baby laxatives, flour, and salt?
Who knew that Rod Stewart was still snorting cocaine in the 21st Century?
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