Friend: Do you know when in March (mutual friend's) birthday is? Me: No. I thought it was around this time. Friend: Could you call (mutual friend's husband) and find out? Me: Okay
(place call, leave message)
Me: Alright, I left a message. Second one this week I left for him. Friend: what's going on with those two? Me: I don't know. Maybe we should just surprise (mutual friend) with a cake that reads "Happy Birthday - we think is around this time of year - to you." Friend: "PS: Also, how old are you? Really?"