So Mario and I were talking last night after the President's promise to rebuild Trent Lott's house and we got to speaking in dubya. We came up with this nugget:
"Since you all like looting so much we want you to find a sporting goods store or army/navy surplus, get yourself some waterproof matches and purification tablets, and boil yourself some drinking water. And maybe a bowie knife so you can kill an alligator for food. Stop waiting for us."
We're also working on a bit called "Operation 'No Part Of The Pig Left Unused'": free range chitterlings, pork crackling, and mountain oysters.
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