Friday, April 16, 2004

The Shorts Are Out

Unfortunately, so are the vast abundance of accompanying fluorescent legs.

I was going to post earlier in the week about John Ashcroft's testimony to the 9/11 commission. But what is understood really doesn't need to be discussed. Nevertheless, if there is a hell, there should be a special place reserved for John Ashcroft where he's hogtied, his eyelids are forced open with pins like a Dario Argento horror flick, and he's forced to watch girl-on-girl porn for eternity. Every time he gets aroused a dull cigar guillotine comes down on his pee-pee, mangling it beyond recognition while not fully severing it.

Oh, well. Enjoy the weekend.

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