Sunday, April 01, 2007

I Got the Douche Chills

It's inevitable that one day we're going to sit down with the kids and give them "the talk," that generic term for the uncomfortable discussions about sex, drugs, peer pressure, and what we expect from them as they grow up. And, to a child, they're going to look at us like tools as we sit in front of them and try to relate to them how cool we still are to them, when they just see us as corny parents.

However, I hope none of us stoop this new definition for "rock bottom." It also typifies just how out of touch Republicans are with mainstream America, if not reality:

Watching the first ten seconds of that made my pee hole hurt.

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