Monday, July 10, 2006

To the Drunken White Trash Woman Outside Freddie's Pizza at 1 a.m. Sunday Morning...

I'm happy you think my dog is well-trained and pretty, really. But instead of teaching your one-year-old to run up to every dog she sees with her hands out, you should teach her that not every dog is Emmy, and that others might bite her.

For that matter, what were you doing out at one in the morning with an infant, anyway?

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